Stare at the dot for 30 seconds and the orange...
Mom: "So when are you going to get boyfriend?"
Me: "I don't know, I'm not allowed to have one?"
Mom: "THAT'S RIGHT BITCH!"
Dad: "Yeah if you have boyfriend, they're going to fuck you up all over and then leave you. That's what I would do to pretty girl back in the day."
Mom: "... What the fuck"
OH..... MY....... GOD........ *mindblown →