ebuddies: call my dick gatsby bc its great
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
When you're home alone and you can do whatever the...
opposite-directions: i feel very inappropriate when i’m next to someone and i’m just thinking
epic-humor: samandriel: I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like “I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
If we do end up not talking anymore
nitaabeast: I just hope that you think of me from time to time.
cass-conn: I want sex. And then cuddling. And then sleep. And then pancakes.
me: [walking past video game store]
me: [bREATHES HEAVILY]
Hardwell ft. Above&Beyond - Thing Called...
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